full fathom five by five

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I suddenly know way too many people (two) who have hung out with Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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Goddamnit, when did they switch green skittles from lime to apple flavored? Day ruined. *

*Okay, actually my day was ruined by having to wait SIX AND A HALF HOURS for a guy to spend three minutes *maybe* fixing my radiator. But this is just the icing on the cake.

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I haven’t been in a car in almost two months. Weird. Sometimes I really miss driving through cornfields and stopping for trains.

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Man, shelve one copy of Something Wicked This Way Comes, have “Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury” stuck in your head for two days.

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I never realized how many things really only need febreeze and lint-rolling until I moved into a place without laundry in the building.

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Update: I think my interview the other day went pretty well, but I won’t hear back for a week or so, probably. In the meantime, however, I have a job at a bookstore and today I got to be part of a bookstore marriage proposal (I was so nervous, you guys), so things are still pretty darn good.

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When you’re alone and life is making you lonely, you can always watch an entire season of Friends instead of filling out job applications.

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All my favorite movies are ’90s teen comedy adaptations of classic literature, and I think that should tell you all you need to know about me, really.